Mer-Maid Manor (2P/Playbot)
Can you clean the manor before the Sea King comes home? In Mer-Maid Manor, you play as two lovely Mer-Maids tasked with cleaning the home of the angry Sea King in time for his daughter’s coronation. Avoid deadly sea anemones, squids and sharks as you clean house and collect as many points as possible before time runs out in this frantic, aquatic adventure!
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